<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of Sundar Iyer</title><link>http://sundarbhans.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of Sundar Iyer</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>More Brain Stuff . .  From Cambridge University.</title><description><![CDATA[<!--StartFragment --> <TABLE width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD><P><FONT face="Arial Narrow" size=5><B><BR><BR>O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.</B></FONT><FONT size=5><B><BR><BR><BR>cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty  uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The </B></FONT><FONT face="Arial Narrow" size=5><B><BR>phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig  to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, <BR><BR>it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the  ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat  ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll  raed it wouthit a porbelm. <BR><BR>Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey  lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas  tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if <BR>you can raed tihs psas it on  !!</B></FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><DIV align=center><P><FONT face="Arial Black" color=#400000 size=5><BR><BR><BR><BR></FONT></P></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 16:56:10 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sundarbhans.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/05/18/More-Brain-Stuff-From-Cambridge.html</link></item><item><title>Bit your Tongue !</title><description><![CDATA[<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT size=4><STRONG>Amazing Tongue Twisters ..</STRONG></FONT><BR><BR><BR>A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, <BR>but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. <BR><BR>Betty Botter had some butter, <BR>But," she said, "this butter's bitter. <BR>If I bake this bitter butter, <BR>it would make my batter bitter. <BR>But a bit of better butter-- <BR>that would make my batter better." <BR>So she bought a bit of butter, <BR>better than her bitter butter, <BR>and she baked it in her batter, <BR>and the batter was not bitter. <BR>So it was better Betty Botter <BR>bought a bit of better butter. <BR><BR>Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick. <BR><BR>A big black bug bit a big black bear, <BR>made the big black bear bleed blood. <BR><BR>The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. <BR><BR>Pope Sixtus VI's six texts. <BR><BR>She sells sea shells by the sea shore. <BR>The shells she sells are surely seashells. <BR>So if she sells shells on the seashore, <BR>I'm sure she sells seashore shells. <BR><BR>Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised. <BR>Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink." <BR><BR>Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets. <BR><BR>Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks. <BR><BR>A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. <BR>Said the flea, "Let us fly!" <BR>Said the fly, "Let us flee!" <BR>So they flew through a flaw in the flue. <BR><BR>Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? <BR><BR>Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better. <BR><BR>Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter <BR>Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter <BR>Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, <BR>where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? <BR><BR>A bitter biting bittern <BR>Bit a better brother bittern, <BR>And the bitter better bittern <BR>Bit the bitter biter back. <BR>And the bitter bittern, bitten, <BR>By the better bitten bittern, <BR>Said "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!" <BR><BR>Mr. See owned a saw. <BR>And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. <BR>Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw <BR>Before Soar saw See, <BR>Which made Soar sore. <BR>Had Soar seen See's saw <BR>Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, <BR>See's saw would not have sawed <BR>Soar's seesaw. <BR>So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. <BR>But it was sad to see Soar so sore <BR>Just because See's saw sawed <BR>Soar's seesaw! <BR><BR>The boot black bought the black boot back. <BR><BR>How much wood would a woodchuck chuck <BR>if a woodchuck could chuck wood? <BR>He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, <BR>and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would <BR>if a woodchuck could chuck wood. <BR><BR>We surely shall see the sun shine soon. <BR><BR>Which witch wished which wicked wish? <BR><BR>Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. <BR>The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed <BR>shilly-shallied south. <BR>These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack; <BR>sheep should sleep in a shed. <BR><BR>If Stu chews shoes, should Stu <BR>choose the shoes he chews? <BR><BR>Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup. <BR><BR>Six sharp smart sharks. <BR><BR>What a shame such a shapely sash <BR>should such shabby stitches show. <BR><BR>Sure the ship's shipshape, sir. <BR><BR>Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps. <BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 14:32:22 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sundarbhans.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/05/01/Bit-your-Tongue.html</link></item><item><title>Management Fundas ...!</title><description><![CDATA[<!--StartFragment --> <BLOCKQUOTE style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; PADDING-LEFT: 4pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 3.75pt; BORDER-LEFT: 1.5pt solid; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><B><I><U><FONT face=Arial size=4><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Today's  Professional Management FUNDAS</SPAN></FONT></U></I></B><?xml:namespace prefix = o /><o:p></o:p></P></DIV><DIV><P class=MsoNormal><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=3><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">1."We will do it" means "You will do it"</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><BR><BR><EM><I><FONT face=Verdana><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" </SPAN></FONT></I></EM></SPAN></FONT></I></B><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">same"</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">"At least not tomorrow!" </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">have already decided, I will tell you what to do"</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied" </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">talk later"</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">on time."</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">fought"</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me" </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">earlier that would have made hardly any difference!" </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">where your fault is"</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..." </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed" </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">about it"</SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><B><I><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></I></B><EM><B><I><FONT face=Verdana size=2><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble" </SPAN></FONT></I></B></EM><o:p></o:p></P></DIV></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE><P class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR clear=all></SPAN></FONT></P>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:59:40 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sundarbhans.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/04/30/Management-Fundas.html</link></item><item><title>Coffee and the cup...</title><description><![CDATA[<!--StartFragment --><P>A Group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university lecturer. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. <BR><BR>Offering his guests coffee, the lecturer went to the  kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups: porcelain, plastic, glass, some plain looking and some expensive and exquisite, telling  them to help themselves to hot coffee. <BR><BR>When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the lecturer said : "If you noticed, all the nice looking, expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you  to want only the best for yourselves, that is the  source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was  coffee, not the  cup, but you consciously went for the better cups and are eyeing each other's cups." <BR><BR>"Now, if Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and  position in society  are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain  Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change." <BR></P><P>"Sometimes, by  concentrating only on  the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it." </P>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:04:45 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sundarbhans.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/04/26/Coffee-and-the.html</link></item><item><title>Success is simple..!</title><description><![CDATA[<!--StartFragment --><FONT size=2><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT size=3>"Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time." <BR><BR>There is always a better way! <BR><BR>A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat. <BR><BR>A man walking by took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. <BR><BR>He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words. <BR><BR>Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were gave money to the blind boy. <BR><BR>That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were you the one who changed my sign this morning? What did you write?" <BR><BR>The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what you said but in a different way." <BR><BR>What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day and I cannot see it." <BR><BR>Both first and second signs said the same thing?  But the first sign simply told the boy was blind.  The second sign told people that they were able to enjoy the beauty of the day, which the boy could not, because he was blind. <BR><BR>Be creative in your approach ! <BR><BR>"Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach." - <STRONG>Tom Robbins</STRONG></FONT></FONT> </FONT>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:36:29 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sundarbhans.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/04/26/Success-is.html</link></item><item><title>Funny Quotes!</title><description><![CDATA[<PRE><FONT size=2>Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>minute. THAT'S relativity. </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>- Albert Einstein<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. </FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>- Robert Frost<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>it. - Franklin P. Jones<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>Life is pleasant. <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>Death is peaceful. <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>It's the transition that's troublesome.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>in trouble again.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>solving.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>Forgive your enemies but remember their names.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the <o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>stupidity of your action.<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>AND LAST OF ALL.........<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE><PRE><o:p><FONT size=2> </FONT></o:p></PRE><PRE><FONT size=2>Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region><st1:place>Australia</st1:place></st1:country-region>!<o:p></o:p></FONT></PRE>]]></description><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:00:15 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sundarbhans.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/04/26/Funny.html</link></item><item><title>King who had 4 wives</title><description><![CDATA[<P><META content="Microsoft Word 10" name=Generator><META content="Microsoft Word 10" name=Originator><LINK href="Once%20upon%20a%20time_files/filelist.xml" rel=File-List><STYLE><BR><!--<BR> /* Style Definitions */<BR> p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal<BR> {mso-style-parent:"";<BR> margin:0in;<BR> margin-bottom:.0001pt;<BR> mso-pagination:widow-orphan;<BR> font-size:12.0pt;<BR> font-family:"Times New Roman";<BR> mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";}<BR>p<BR> {mso-margin-top-alt:auto;<BR> margin-right:0in;<BR> mso-margin-bottom-alt:auto;<BR> margin-left:0in;<BR> mso-pagination:widow-orphan;<BR> font-size:12.0pt;<BR> font-family:"Times New Roman";<BR> mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";}<BR>pre<BR> {margin:0in;<BR> margin-bottom:.0001pt;<BR> mso-pagination:widow-orphan;<BR> tab-stops:45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt;<BR> font-size:10.0pt;<BR> font-family:"Courier New";<BR> mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";}<BR>span.GramE<BR> {mso-style-name:"";<BR> mso-gram-e:yes;}<BR>@page Section1<BR> {size:8.5in 11.0in;<BR> margin:1.0in 1.25in 1.0in 1.25in;<BR> mso-header-margin:.5in;<BR> mso-footer-margin:.5in;<BR> mso-paper-source:0;}<BR>div.Section1<BR> {page:Section1;}<BR>--><BR></STYLE>There was a rich King who had <SPAN class=GramE>4 wives.He</SPAN> loved the 4th<BR>wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of<BR>delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><DIV class=Section1><P></P><P><P style="tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt"><SPAN<BR>He also loved the 3rd wifevery much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P><P style="tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt"><SPAN<BR>He also loved his 2nd wife.<BR>She was his confidante and was always kind, considerate and patient with him.<BR>Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her to help him get<BR>through the difficult times.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P><P style="tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt"><SPAN<BR>The King's 1st wife was a<BR>very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth<BR>and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife and although she loved him<BR>deeply, he hardly took notice of her.One day, the King fell ill and he knew his<BR>time was short.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P><P style="tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt"><SPAN<BR>He thought of his luxurious<BR>life and pondered, "I now have <BR><BR>4 wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone".<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P><P style="tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt"><SPAN<BR>Thus, he asked the 4th wife,<BR>"I have loved you the most<SPAN class=GramE>,endowed</SPAN> you with the<BR>finest clothing and showered great <BR><BR>care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and <BR><BR>keep me company?"<BR><BR>"No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another<BR>word. Her answer cut like a sharp knife right into his heart.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P><P style="tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt"><SPAN<BR>The sad King then asked the<BR>3rd wife, "I have loved you all <BR><BR>my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me <BR><BR>company?" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P><P style="tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt"><SPAN<BR><BR>"No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good! When you die, <BR><BR>I'm going to remarry!" His heart sank and turned cold.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P><P style="tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt"><SPAN<BR>He then asked the 2nd wife,<BR>"I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me.<BR>When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?"<BR><BR>"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife.<BR>"At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." Her answer<BR>came like a bolt of thunder and the King was devastated.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P><P style="tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt"><SPAN<BR>Then a voice called out:<BR>"I'll leave with you and follow you no matter where you go." The King<BR>looked up and there was his <BR><BR>first wife. She was so skinny, she suffered from malnutrition.<BR><BR>Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better care of<BR>you when I had the chance!"<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P><P style="tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt"><SPAN<BR>In Truth, we all have 4<BR>spouses in our lives ...Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and<BR>effort <BR><BR>we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.<BR><BR>Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, it will all go<BR>to others.<BR><BR>Our 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how much they have been there<BR>for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.<BR><BR>And our 1st wife is our Soul, often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and<BR>pleasures of the <SPAN class=GramE>ego.However,</SPAN> our SOUL is the only<BR>thing that will follow us wherever we go.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P><P style="tab-stops: 45.8pt 91.6pt 137.4pt 183.2pt 229.0pt 274.8pt 320.6pt 366.4pt 412.2pt 458.0pt 503.8pt 549.6pt 595.4pt 641.2pt 687.0pt 732.8pt"><SPAN<BR>So cultivate, strengthen and<BR>cherish it now<SPAN class=GramE>!It</SPAN> is your greatest gift to offer the<BR>world.<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P></P><P><P class=MsoNormal><o:p> </o:p></P><P></P><P></P></DIV><P></P><P></P><P><BR><BR>"No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is too good! When you die, <BR><BR>I'm going to remarry!" His heart sank and turned cold.<P>He then asked the 2nd wife, "I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?"<BR><BR>"I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." Her answer came like a bolt of thunder and the King was devastated.<BR><BR><P>Then a voice called out: "I'll leave with you and follow you no matter where you go." The King looked up and there was his <BR><BR>first wife. She was so skinny, she suffered from malnutrition.<BR><BR>Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!"<BR><BR><P>In Truth, we all have 4 spouses in our lives ...Our 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort <BR><BR>we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.<BR><BR>Our 3rd wife is our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, it will all go to others.<BR><BR>Our 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for us, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.<BR><BR>And our 1st wife is our Soul, often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the ego.However, our SOUL is the only thing that will follow us wherever we go.<P>So cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now!It is your greatest gift to offer the world.</P><PRE></PRE><P></P>]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 13:30:36 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sundarbhans.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/04/25/King-who-had-4.html</link></item><item><title>HOW TO STAY YOUNG</title><description><![CDATA[<P style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><!--StartFragment --><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000 size=3> </FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">George Carlin's Views on Aging</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000 size=3> <BR></FONT><BR>Do you realize that the only time in our lives <BR>when we </SPAN></FONT><U><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">like</SPAN></FONT></U><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> to get old is when we're kids? <BR>If you're less than 10 years old, you're so <BR>excited about aging that you think in fractions. <BR><BR>"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" <BR>You're never thirty-six and a half. You're <BR>four and a half, going on five! That's the key</SPAN></FONT></P><P style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR>You get into your teens, now they can't hold <BR>you back. You jump to the next number, or <BR>even a few ahead. <BR><BR>"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" <BR>You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!<BR><BR>And then the greatest day of your life . . <BR>you become 21. <BR>Even the words sound like a ceremony . <BR>YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR>But then you turn 30. <BR>Oooohh, what happened there? <BR>Makes you sound like bad milk! <BR>He TURNED; we had to throw him out. <BR>There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling.<BR>What's wrong? What's changed? <BR><BR>You BECOME 21, <BR>you TURN 30, <BR>then you're PUSHING 40. <BR><BR>Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away.<BR>Before you know it, you REACH 50 </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">and your dreams are gone.<BR><BR>But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. <BR>You didn't think you would!<BR><BR>So you BECOME 21, <BR>TURN 30, <BR>PUSH 40, <BR>REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.<BR><BR>You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70!<BR>After that it's a day-by-day thing; <BR>you HIT Wednesday! </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR>You get into your 80s and every day is a<BR>complete cycle; <BR>you HIT lunch; <BR>you TURN 4:30; <BR>you REACH bedtime <BR>And it doesn't end there. <BR><BR>Into the 90s, you start going backwards; <BR>"I Was JUST 92." <BR><BR>Then a strange thing happens. <BR>If you make it over 100, <BR>you become a little kid again. <BR>"I'm 100 and a half!" </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR>HOW TO STAY YOUNG</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0.25in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR>1. Throw out nonessential numbers. <BR>This includes age, weight and height. <BR>Let the doctors worry about them. <BR>That is why you pay "them." </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0.25in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">2. Keep only cheerful friends. <BR>The grouches pull you down.<BR><BR>3. <U>Keep learning</U>. Learn more about the<BR> computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. <BR>Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the<BR> devil's workshop." And the devil's name is<BR> Alzheimer's. </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0.25in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">4. Enjoy the simple things.<BR><BR>5. Laugh often, long and loud. <BR>Laugh until you gasp for breath.<BR><BR>6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move<BR> on. The only person, who is with us our entire<BR> life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. </SPAN></FONT></P><P style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0.25in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><BR>7. Surround yourself with what you love,<BR> whether it's family, pets, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">keepsakes, music,<BR> plants, hobbies, whatever. <U>Your home is your refuge.</U><BR><BR>8. <U>Cherish your health</U> : If it is good, preserve it.<BR> If it is unstable, </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">improve it. If it is beyond what<BR> you can improve, get help. <BR><BR>9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall,<BR> even to the next county; to a foreign country<BR> but NOT to where the guilt is. <U><BR><BR>10.Tell the people you love that you love them,<BR> at every opportunity. </U></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0.25in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><B><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=7><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">AND ALWAYS REMEMBER</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">:<BR>Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, <BR>but by the moments that take our breath away.</SPAN> </FONT><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"></SPAN></FONT></P><P style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 0.25in; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; MARGIN-LEFT: 0in; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0in; PADDING-TOP: 0in; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none"><FONT face=Tahoma color=maroon size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: maroon; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"></SPAN></FONT> </P>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 18:49:19 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sundarbhans.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/04/24/HOW-TO-STAY.html</link></item><item><title>On Second Thought!</title><description><![CDATA[<!--StartFragment --> <DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>take them while driving.<?xml:namespace prefix = o /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>makes u a referee.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>always right <BR>   and the other is the husband.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. <BR>   I </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>tried - but they wanted cash.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><FONT face=arial><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 /><st1:metricconverter productid="5. A" w:st="on"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">5. A</SPAN></st1:metricconverter><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> child's greatest period of growth is the <BR>   month </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>after you've purchased new school uniforms.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry<BR><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>   the one you cannot live without . But whatever you do,<BR><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>   you'll regret it later.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>8. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for<BR><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>   hurting me.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting<BR><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>   before you get tired.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to<BR><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>     her or she'll take it anyway.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm<BR><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>     wrong and she agrees with me.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><FONT face=arial><st1:metricconverter productid="13. A" w:st="on"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">12. A</SPAN></st1:metricconverter><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> successful marriage requires falling <BR>    in love </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>many times, always with the same person.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>13. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering<BR><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>      things more than doing them.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>14. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions<BR><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>     between address books.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>15. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your<BR><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>      parents have done it for you.<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><o:p><FONT face=arial> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"><FONT face=arial>16. They call our language the mother tongue because<BR><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 14.4pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier',New,'; mso-fareast-font-family: ',Times New Roman"><FONT face=arial>      the father seldom gets to speak !! <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></DIV><DIV class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 10pt"><o:p><FONT face=arial size=3> </FONT></o:p></DIV>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:19:19 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sundarbhans.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/04/24/On-Second.html</link></item><item><title>Brain Drain!</title><description><![CDATA[<P><FONT size=4>We will start this game with easier ones.  We all know temprature is measured in degree Celsius and Fahrenheit.  Both has different method of measuring the temprature. For example boiling point of water in Celsius is 100 degree where as Fahrenheit is 212 degree and freezing point of water is Zero degree Celsius but 32 degree Fahrenheit.<BR><BR>Now the question is, is there any point at which both Celsius and Fahrenheit shows the same reading? In other words both shows the same number? <BR><BR>If your answer is yes, find the number.  If no "I am sorry baby.. skip this section".<BR><BR>To see the Answer scroll down:<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>Answer is -40 degree at which both Celsius and Fahrenheit will show the same reading.<BR><BR>To convert Celsius to Fahrenheit the formula is as follows:<BR><BR>(Fahrenheit - 32) x 5/9 = Celsius<BR><BR>= (-40 - 32) x 5/9 <BR>= -72 x 5/9<BR>= -360/9<BR>= - 40<BR>To convert Fahrenheit to Celsius the formula is as follows:<BR><BR>(Celsius x 9/5) + 32 = Fahrenheit<BR>= (-40x9/5) + 32<BR>= (-360/5)+32<BR>= (-72)+32<BR>= - 40<BR><BR>That's all! Wait for next post !!<BR><BR></FONT></P>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 17:14:53 +0530</pubDate><link>http://sundarbhans.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/04/24/Brain.html</link></item></channel></rss>