1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes u a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right
and the other is the husband.
4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the
month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry
the one you cannot live without . But whatever you do,
you'll regret it later.
8. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
hurting me.
9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it anyway.
11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm
wrong and she agrees with me.
12. A successful marriage requires falling
in love many times, always with the same person.
13. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing them.
14. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.
15. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for you.
16. They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets to speak !!
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